Anderson Anderson wherefore art thou Anderson?

I am about to gush like a teen-age girl. I have for a long time now had a crush on Anderson Cooper of CNN. I have liked him before the book, the many Oprah shows, and before Katrina. So his book promo tour has been wonderful, a chance to learn more about him and see more of him. Unfortunately for me, I cannot get his book. No one up here has it. What is wrong with the Canadian bookstores that they are not stocking this exceptional memoir? What is wrong with us Canadians that we are not leaving our jobs and lining up in the streets in protest over this very thing!!!!!!!It has head-longed me into a pit of despair. My only hope is that Anderson Cooper will hear of my plight and do a story about it.

Yes Gil knows all about this, it's sweet revenge for all I had to endure listening to his gushing about Gillian Anderson. Hmmm, we are both fans of someone with Anderson in the name.